Building on the phenomenal success of Potty, Fartwell & Knob, this new collection of extraordinary but true names goes a courageous step further...
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We’ve added some of our favourites from the book here for you. Full details of all of the origins of all of these can be found in the book - and there are plenty more where they came from:
What a Performance: Banned Bands
Dirty Old Town : The World Atlas of Rude Places
Ride the SLUT: Awkward Acronyms
A Load of Cock and Ball
Benjamin Balls Balls
Born Newmarket, Cambridgeshire, 1875- Golden Balls
Baptized Aylsham, Norfolk, 26 September 1813
His son was also called Golden Balls - Violet Minnie Balls
Born St Pancras, London, 1896 - Dick Bollock
Married Dorathy [sic] Marten, St Mabyn, Cornwall, 16 June 1659 - Everhard Dick
Born Germany, 28 December 1903
(23 October 1931 application for US naturalization) - Dick Cheese
Born Georgia, 1867 (Nance, Georgia,1900 US census) - Dick Willy Cock
Plymouth, Devon, 1853
His name is a rare example of a penile triple. - Crooked Prick (Male)
Born c.1868 (South Dakota, 1887 US Indian census) - Covering Of A Mans Peenis [sic]
(aka Pah Sha Cunt)
(Male) Born c .1846 (Idaho, 1887 US Indian census) - Robert Lock Hard Dick
Born Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA, 26 December 1892
(Delaware, Pennsylvania, Second World War draft registration)
What a Performance - Banned Bands
Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen- Señor Cummypants
- Jack Off Jill
- Anal Beard Barbers
- Johnny McPenis and the Ass Clams
- Fuckshitpiss
- Dripping Horse Cock
- Exploding Fuck Dolls
- DickDelicious and the Tasty Testicles
- Penis Flytrap
Dirty Old Town: The World Atlas of Rude Places
Fanny Avenue, Killmarsh, Derbyshire, UK- Happy Bottom, Corfe Mullen, Dorset, UK
- Little Bushey Lane, Bushey, Hertfordshire, UK
- Nob End, Bolton, Greater Manchester, UK
- Bald Knob, Arkansas, USA
- Dildo, Trinity Bay, Newfoundland, Canada
After Gayside, Newfoundland changed its name because of its sexual connotations, nearby resident Robert Elford tried to change the name of his village. His fellow inhabitants rejected his suggestion, however, preferring to retain the name Dildo. - Little Dix Village, Anguilla
- Crap, Albania
- Minge, Belgium
- Fukum, Yemen
World Wide Weird
- www.mammotherection.com
Scaffolding company. - www.actorsexchange.com
Acting links. - www.whorepresents.com
Who Represents - A site for celebrity agents, rather than a gift site for prostitutes. - www.dieselshitmen.com
Links to adult movie, sex toy, swinging etc. websites. - www.effoff.com
Office furniture and relocation company, Effective Office Environments. - www.artisanalcheese.com
Online cheese shop. - www.nice-tits.org
The former name of an ornithology site before it got the wrong sort of visitors. It is now a sex site. - www.powergenitalia.com
Under construction Used to be the PowerGen Italia website, which later changed its name to the more prosaic www.batterychargerpowergen.it. - www.penisland.net
Pen Island, an online pen retailer Its name was designed to lure customers. - www.fukhing.com
Moulding company in China.
Ride the SLUT: Awkward Acronyms
- J.I.S.M.
Japanische Internationale Schule München; Jordan Institution for Standards and Metrology - C.R.A.P.
Canadian Reform Alliance Party - T.W.A.T.
The War Against Terror - A.R.S.E.
Alabama Retired State Employees - F.A.R.T.
Ferrovie Autolinee Regionali Ticinesi (Regional Transport Authority for Canton Ticino, Switzerland) (and many others) - C.U.N.T.S.
Cambridge University New Testament Society; Canadian Union of Nicotine and Tobacco Sellers - S.L.U.T.
South Lake Union Trolley (Seattle) 'Ride the SLUT' T-shirts have proved a popular sideline - W.A.N.C.
Women's Auxiliary Naval Corps; Western Australian Naturalists Club; Wide Area Network Connection. The Women's Auxiliary Naval Corps was rapidly changed to Women's Royal Navy Service (WRENs) - N.I.P.S.
Northern Ireland Prison Service - S.H.A.G.
Senior Housing Assistance Group
